Uncolorable

All of the coloring pages have been blacked out with ink, so the only places you can color are in the margins or on the back of each sheet. Priced prohibitively expensive, the only reason to purchase this book is to brag to your friends that you have so much money you can drop a quarter grand on something this useless. While your friends think they are cool because their "Color Me! Blank Page" cost them a C-Note, you put them all to shame.

It appears that some may have attempted to turn to the back of each page to color in order to find some value with this book. We consider this cheating, and we want to make sure this coloring book remains completely useless. Thus, the latest version includes high-tech anti-cheat methods developed through the unnecessary use of AI. Since cheating and stopping cheating is a continuous cat-and-mouse game, I imagine we will have to modify this book again in the near future. Hopefully AI technology will catch up fast enough so it can truly help.

A link to the Amazon Book page is in the title of this page and "here." Right-click if you want to open the purchase link in a new tab.

Check out the other book in the Satire Series for more scribbles. Or, check out the real coloring books by visiting the main Color Me! Coloring Books page.

A link to the Amazon Book page is in the title of this page and "here." Right-click if you want to open the purchase link in a new tab.

Yes, this book is actually several pages of large black rectangles in the middle of the page. So, there is not much in the way of a functional coloring book that we can offer other than what you see above. In fact, we were only able to scribble as much as we were with some graphic arts magic. I do not expect you to be as successful, but I invite you to try....

Disclaimer: The images are fictional scribbles. Any resemblance to artistic skill of any kind is coincidental.